Right around Father's Day we received a Father's Day card in the mail. Mike didn't want to open it because he thought it was meant for someone else, but somehow the envelope magically opened and out came the card, letter and photo. Luckily, I didn't break any laws and the card was meant for Mike.

Here is what the letter said:
Dear Michael,
I don't know where to start, but the upcoming Father's Day prompted me to reach out to you. It's been a long time since that crazy freshman year at K-State (insert rapid heart beat on my end). Although it has been a struggle, I have been blessed with your son. Jerome Michael Williams Junior was born on Nov. 11, 2003. I am attaching a picture to show you what a handsome boy he has become. He has your eyes!!!! Little Jerome was really excited when he found out that he does have a daddy. I hope you don't mind that I let him sign this card for you. Maybe kids will let up on the teasing at school once they know that Jerome's father is in Independence, Mo. Hopefully you will meet him some day.
Your Baby Mama, LaShawnda
P.S. He really wants an iPad for his 7th birthday this November.

WTF?! So I started freaking out a little thinking Michael had some floozy on the side before we got together, and then the 'LaShawnda' brought up the red flags. It took us a while but we looked at the envelope and noticed it was stamped in OKC. LaShawnda and baby Jerome were Chase and Elena - Mike's BF and his wife. Impressive my friends, very impressive. It is understandable why I got a little nervous, right? The kid did have Mike's curly hair, so you do the math.
Let the prank war begin...

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