Attachment Issues

Michael has been adding grown up clothes to his wardrobe recently which forced us to go through his closet and purge. We ended up finding this old jacket that was his dad's from 1988. I remember Mike wearing it all the time in college when we would go for walks around campus at night. As you can see, it's very discolored, and what you can't see are the rips and tears on the back. It looks like he pulled it out of a trash bin or took it from a homeless guy. He just informed me that we will be delicately hand-washing it to see if we can get the yellow spots to go away so he can keep it.

I have this hot pink cardigan that I bought in college one year. I'm sure all of you have seen me wear it at one time or another. Mike gives me crap about it and tells me I need to throw it away from the numerous holes in sleeves and around the collar. I would even wear it to work and someone would always come up to me and say, "You know you have a hole in your shirt?" DUH! But it's still in my closet and I still wear it. I cannot get rid of it. It's one of my favorite articles of clothing and I've been shopping for a replacement for two years now. Nothing comes close.

PETA would be so pissed at us if they knew

We had an unwelcome guest joining Snickers in the garage for about a month. It would come in late at night and eat all of her food. So we killed it. There, I said it. We killed a raccoon. We tried the PETA way of trying to catch it without harming it and it didn't work out so we took matters into our own hands. Don't judge us.

We were going to put pictures on here and Michael had this funny idea to make the post look like a CSI: Miami crime scene thing, but then we realized the pictures were too graphic and we didn't want to be arrested for animal cruelty.

So if you ever need to get rid of a raccoon in your garage, you know who to call. We'll get the job done.


(We'll give you one guess as to what's in the target bag/kitty litter container.)

The worst 'blogger' ever award goes to...

Me. I'm lazy. I'm going to try and update more often.